Hype Machine

Walkout songs–the songs that play while hitters strut from the on-deck circle to the plate–have become part of the entertainment value of baseball. Even pitchers have gotten into the act. They’re having songs piped in while they make it from the bullpen to the mound.

In honor of baseball: imagine the walkout songs faculty members would play as they went into the classroom at the beginning of the day–or, if you prefer, what’s on the top of your playlist in the closing seconds before a midterm.

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16 Responses to Hype Machine

  1. B says:

    My walkout song would be Chunky (Bruno Mars) as of now.
    Some faculty members would be:
    Dr. O- Bye Bye Bye NSYNC
    Dr. E- Cool Jonas Brother

  2. Tiwaniya Tyler says:

    Well I think I have some interesting, yet explicit songs for the faculty here:
    Dr. Morgan- Barbie Dreams by Nicki Minaj
    Mrs. K- Soldier by Destiny’s Child
    Mrs. Z- The Magic Flute, K.620: Overture by Mozart
    Dr. Hester- Here Comes the Sun by The Beatles

  3. AF says:

    Some faculty members would be:

    Mrs. Barham – La Vida Loca (Band Version)

    Mrs. K – 100 Digits of Pi (ASAP Science)

    Dr. Hester – Here Comes the Sun (The Beatles)

    Mine would probably be Victorious (P!atD)

  4. Cecile Roberts says:

    My walkout song would be: I Don’t F**k With You by Big Sean
    Dr. E: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
    Dr. O: At Last by Etta James
    Ms. Z: Send Me A Peach by The Blasting Company

  5. Bryant Perkins says:

    For my walkout song I’ll blast Silhouttes – Friendly Fires (alt. Hoch – Tim Bendzko)
    Dr. Benge: Non Stop – Hamilton Cast
    Dr. Gibson: Help! – The Beatles (alt. Mercy – Shawn Mendes)
    Dr. Morgan: We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel (alt. Under Pressure – Queen)
    Dr. Hester: Don’t Bring Me Down – Electric Light Orchestra
    Frau Pierce: Es ist Wochenende!
    Dr. E: The Sound of Silence – Simon and Garfunkel 🙂

  6. Mabrie says:

    Mine would be No Soy Una De Esas- Jesse & Joy, and the only teacher I can really say is Mrs. Truitt and Here Comes the Sun.

  7. Alden Wiygul says:

    My walk out song would be All Star by Smash Mouth.
    Ms. Z- Dont Stop Believin’
    Dr. Curtis- Sweet Home Alabama
    Dr. Odom- Eye of the Tiger
    Dr. Easterling- Simple Song
    Ms. Heintz- Livin’ On A Prayer

  8. Blake Cheater says:

    My song would be Nocturne op. 9 no. 2, Chopin
    Mr. Green- Suavemente, Elvis Crespo
    Dr. E- Without Me, Eminem
    Mr. Barclay- Malaguena, Fritz Kreisler

  9. Ebenezer Scrooge says:

    My song would be Bat out of Hell, Meatloaf
    Dr. Easterling: Word Crimes, Weird Al Yankovic.
    Mrs. Z: The Missile knows where it is (Remix)

  10. Chandler Bryant says:

    My midterm walkout song would be Dough- Key Glock

    Dr. Morgan- Kick in the Door – The Notorious B.I.G.

    Dr. Easterling- God’s Gonna Cut You Down- Johnny Cas

    Mr. Barclay- Because I Got High – Afroman

    • Jesse Tran says:

      For my midterm walkout song, I would choose Brown noise.

      Mr. Barclay – Coffee JAZZ / Interstellar Sound Track

      Mr. Crowson – ASMR Keyboard Typing

      Mr. Green – Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez

      Dr. E – Four Seasons by Vivaldi or pure rain noises

  11. Tejus Kotikalapudi says:

    Myself- A&T 21 savage
    Dr. Gibson- Kentucky Straight Johnny cash
    Dr. E- Big Green Tractor (trap remix) Jason Aldeen
    Mr. Yarby- Aint no rest for the wicked Cage the Elephant

  12. Josh Bates says:

    Myself – Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way by A Day to Remember
    Dr. E – Blitzkrieg Bop by The Ramones
    Mr. Barclay – Handlebars by Flobots
    Dr. Hester – Johnny Boy by Twenty One Pilots
    Mrs. A – Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson

  13. Piper Britt says:

    Mine: Wolves by: Down Like Silver
    Dr. E: Mary Janes Last Dance by: Tom Petty
    Mr. Barclay: 99 Problems by: Hugo
    Mr. Y: Way Down We Go: Kaleo
    Mrs. Truitt: A Drop In The Ocean by Ron Pope

  14. Gracie Rowland says:

    Mine- Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
    Mr. Yarborough- Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier
    Mrs. Richardson- Looking for America by Lana Del Rey
    Dr. Hester- Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt by Hallucinogenius
    Mrs. Pierce- Here Comes the Change by Kesha
    Mr. Richardson- This Eve of Parting by John Hartford
    Dr. E- Oxford Comma by Vampire Weekend

  15. Ellen Overstreet says:

    Mine – Rasputin or Moskau (mostly because they annoy my friends)
    Dr. Curtis – Stayin’ Alive
    Dr E – Walt Whitman’s Niece
    Dr. O – New Orleans jazz
    Mrs. Z – Australia

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